9:30PM - 10:00PM
Mitch's ex-boyfriend, Teddy, invites the Pritchett clan to a fund-raiser at a roller rink, where Phil gives Gloria skating lessons.
10:00PM - 10:30PM
Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton appear as themselves in the second-season opener in which Alan is hurt that Charlie excludes him from his regular meeting with his friends, which he refuses to call "a support group." Coop: Bobby Cooper.